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grifis
25-03-2002, 21.40.10
In this topic we'll speak only one language: english. I hope that who talk very well english, correct who, like me, is a cow to talk this language. Ok, start. Mischa, I know that you talk very very well english because you live in London: can I ask you a thing? After how many years have you learn to speak english correctly? and how? mmm... I think that this topic has a short life:D:D:D However I think that would be interesting to talk about politic(?) in english:D

Bibbibox
25-03-2002, 21.47.15
looooondoooonnn bridgeee is fallinnnnggg dowwwnnnnnnnn:D

Piumino
25-03-2002, 21.47.52
Originally posted by grifis
In this topic we'll speak only one language: english. I hope that who talk very well english, correct who, like me, is a cow to talk this language. Ok, start. Mischa, I know that you talk very very well english because you live in London: can I ask you a thing? After how many years have you learn to speak english correctly? and how? mmm... I think that this topic has a short life:D:D:D However I think that would be interesting to talk about politic(?) in english:D

Excuse me? :p

inglober
25-03-2002, 21.51.30
Originally posted by grifis
In this topic we'll speak only one language: english. I hope that who talk very well english, correct who, like me, is a cow to talk this language. Ok, start. Mischa, I know that you talk very very well english because you live in London: can I ask you a thing? After how many years have you learn to speak english correctly? and how? mmm... I think that this topic has a short life:D:D:D However I think that would be interesting to talk about politic(?) in english:D
always politics :rolleyes:

lets talk about sex & porn

inglober
25-03-2002, 21.55.16
Originally posted by Piumino


Excuse me? :p
and so u dont spam, eh?

Patcha
25-03-2002, 22.00.06
Ok... if you like, I'll talk english... but you have to introduce an argument! Or I have to say you to send a PM to Misha... :p




Originally posted by inglober

and so u dont spam, eh?

Ehm... is better without abbreviation ( "u" docet)... ;)

I never chat in English for this motivation... :(

inglober
25-03-2002, 22.06.34
its matter of time
abbreviation mekes typing way faster

Patcha
25-03-2002, 22.07.40
Originally posted by inglober
its matter of time
abbreviation mekes typing way faster

and ununderstandable for who never know so well English... :rolleyes:

inglober
25-03-2002, 22.12.10
a reason to learn it :D

ten2000
25-03-2002, 22.15.33
Originally posted by grifis
In this topic we'll speak only one language: english. I hope that who talk very well english, correct who, like me, is a cow to talk this language. Ok, start. Mischa, I know that you talk very very well english because you live in London: can I ask you a thing? After how many years have you learn to speak english correctly? and how? mmm... I think that this topic has a short life:D:D:D However I think that would be interesting to talk about politic(?) in english:D

thread.......is funkye ? :teleport: ...but spam? :vomit: ....ban? :bash:.....?...cool ? :cool:

ok ti mando Latin :D

inglober
25-03-2002, 22.20.40
no more than six words, eh?

Ray McCoy
25-03-2002, 22.25.08
Originally posted by Patcha
Ehm... is better without abbreviation ( "u" docet)... ;)


I think the correct sentence should be: "It could be better without abbreviation" (but i'm not sure this word exist), or, if you like it, "It is better..."

So, let's talk in English... What's the matter? The summers in England should have thaught me enough to speak correctly international languages like this one...

kyjorkx
25-03-2002, 22.26.17
Good Boy
But here we talk about?

kyjorkx
25-03-2002, 22.29.04
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


"It is better..."

Yes, it's true. Patcha you have forgotten the subject ;)

grifis
25-03-2002, 22.41.00
Originally posted by inglober

always politics :rolleyes:

lets talk about sex & porn

Ok ok, you are right, we talk about sex & porn:D Let's start...

I'm funning, but I 'm trying to introduce a serious argoment(exist? I'm not sure)... We'll talk about a simple argoment... mmm... Winzozz! I think that Windows is a good operating system(I talk about 98's(?) version), because it's not very easy to programmer a OS, but there are not many choose: windows, linux or Mac. Personally I would choose Linux, but there are low(?) games, and games are the principal reason because I have a computer (certanly I talk about game development, too)...

MarcoLaBestia
25-03-2002, 22.41.50
I have a global ink translator pro :D :D
E mo v'ho fregato..... ehm.... exuse me, and now I rub you :D

inglober
25-03-2002, 22.47.31
Originally posted by -MarcoTheBest-
I have a global ink translator pro :D :D
E mo v'ho fregato..... ehm.... exuse me, and now I rub you :D
rub you :roll3:

inglober
25-03-2002, 22.48.16
windows has got a crappy memory handling

kyjorkx
25-03-2002, 22.52.01
Originally posted by -MarcoTheBest-
rub
wow! and why not CIUL you?:D

SuperGrem
25-03-2002, 22.53.36
YOU...

ALL...

STAY OUT...

LIKE A GERANIUM PLANT!

:D:D:D

Squizzo
25-03-2002, 22.55.59
Originally posted by Patcha


and ununderstandable for who never know so well English... :rolleyes:

Patcha...who art thou? :D

SuperGrem
25-03-2002, 22.59.37
Originally posted by Squizzo
who art thou? :D

WOHAAAAAA! :eek2:

Niiiiceeeeee!!!!!! :D

Brus
25-03-2002, 23.07.22
Fuck you! :notooth:

Patcha
25-03-2002, 23.08.31
Nooooo!!!
What a bad thing!
In italian you correct me sometime... but in English... you have to correct me everytime! :ueh:

Windows? Yes... is not bad (at the end)... but only because is full of games! :D

However Unix is better! No... not Linux... also if it's almost the same...

Linux appear to be only a "PC" version of Unix... but Unix should be more powerfull... but I'm not sure of motivation...

Unix could be expansive! Or not for all the HardWare... I don't know... but it appear to be the best one for big nets and big Industry Sub Sistems or Informatical Professional Universities...
Many American Universities use Unix... too...




Originally posted by Squizzo


Patcha...who art thou? :D

Logically I never understand you... but all that you say to me, it's for you, too... :D

Squizzo
25-03-2002, 23.17.39
Originally posted by Patcha

Logically I never understand you... but all that you say to me, it's for you, too... :D

...Shoemaker sucks!!! :D :D :D

Patcha
25-03-2002, 23.22.19
Originally posted by Squizzo


...Shoemaker sucks!!! :D :D :D

Who is Shoemaker? :doubt:

Pay attention... your brain is exiting from your mouth! :D

Squizzo
25-03-2002, 23.29.59
Originally posted by Patcha


Who is Shoemaker? :doubt:

Pay attention... your brain is exiting from your mouth! :D

Read carefully my dear friend :D :

Shoemaker = Schumacher = Calzolaio or Ciabattino = Scarpèr!!! :D

Understood? :D

Patcha
25-03-2002, 23.31.13
Originally posted by Squizzo


Read carefully my dear friend :D :

Shoemaker = Schumacher = Calzolaio or Ciabattino = Scarpèr!!! :D

Understood? :D

He can sucks, if he like... the important is that Ferrari Wins!!! :cool:

Mischa
26-03-2002, 00.35.03
I'm not able to speak english anymore - italian neither, since my tongue's been moth-eaten *sigh* :doubt: :D

xshandonx
26-03-2002, 00.44.01
Originally posted by Mischa
my tongue's been moth-eaten *sigh* :doubt: :D

Isn't it eaten by "tarme"? :D

Mischa
26-03-2002, 00.51.30
I woke up from a little nap, and I didn't find my tongue anymore! so just please tell me, how am I supposed to speak now?! moths! I hate 'em! I need my tongue back right now, I can't use my cat's tongue, I'd start licking my hair, swallow it, spit it, .. *bleurk* - that sounds disgusting. Furthermore, that wouldn't be professional at all!

Please moths, give me back my goddamned tongue or I'll kill you all before another sun rises up! - sorry, sorry, I swear on my tongue - I won't - but plz, may I have it back? I feel uncomfortable without it :(

Fabio
26-03-2002, 01.17.20
Originally posted by Mischa
I woke up from a little nap, and I didn't find my tongue anymore! so just please tell me, how am I supposed to speak now?! moths! I hate 'em! I need my tongue back right now

[MEGA CUT]



Gimme the address of your pusher... I think he sells very good stuff... :D

JEDI
26-03-2002, 01.42.50
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From the C.I.A.. Operational Service.
Bacteriological and Chemical weapons development section.

Message: an accurate analysis of the blow used in this forum is strongly needed. We are in presence of a supreme hallucinogen. Unknown effects are experienced, deep mind absence, confusion, great quality of nonsense spoken language. Engage a research. Report results in 24 hours...

grifis
26-03-2002, 14.32.12
Jedi, you have forgotten: "The language is powerful in this man":D:D:D

Fabio
26-03-2002, 14.33.31
Originally posted by grifis
In this topic we'll speak only one language: english. I hope that who talk very well english, correct who, like me, is a cow to talk this language. Ok, start. Mischa, I know that you talk very very well english because you live in London: can I ask you a thing? After how many years have you learn to speak english correctly? and how? mmm... I think that this topic has a short life:D:D:D However I think that would be interesting to talk about politic(?) in english:D

As Mischa is unable to talk 'cause his tongue has been eaten by moths, I'm going to answer to your questions.

You want to know how does it can take you to learn English. Well, it's a very difficult question... I can say that if you start working hard on your language, you can learn talking it in a very good way in two or three years.

To improve your language you should start watching movies in English (with subtitles in English, so you can read what the actors are saying), playing only videogames which haven't been translated in Italian and listening to music sang in English, maybe reading the lyrics of these songs at the same time.

I did this way and now I think I'm able to speak (especially) and write correctly in English. If you manage to have a chance, you should have a two or three weeks holiday in England or in the US, to improve your language a little bit more. I've never been so lucky (I've been in England only 8 days in my whole life), but if you have the chance, it could be very helpful to you...

grifis
26-03-2002, 15.36.32
Originally posted by Bill


As Mischa is unable to talk 'cause his tongue has been eaten by moths, I'm going to answer to your questions.

You want to know how does it can take you to learn English. Well, it's a very difficult question... I can say that if you start working hard on your language, you can learn talking it in a very good way in two or three years.

To improve your language you should start watching movies in English (with subtitles in English, so you can read what the actors are saying), playing only videogames which haven't been translated in Italian and listening to music sang in English, maybe reading the lyrics of these songs at the same time.

I did this way and now I think I'm able to speak (especially) and write correctly in English. If you manage to have a chance, you should have a two or three weeks holiday in England or in the US, to improve your language a little bit more. I've never been so lucky (I've been in England only 8 days in my whole life), but if you have the chance, it could be very helpful to you...

Thanks for the answer. I have already been in Dublin (near Dublin, Kilkenny) for one month, and I have passed the Trinity school exame, but my exame was of a low level, level 5, and the most difficult exame is at level 12. My spanish girl have passed the level 11 examination. And I think that you could pass examination at high level, too. If you pass the examination at level 12, you can become an English teacher.

Ray McCoy
26-03-2002, 15.46.08
Originally posted by grifis
near Dublin, Kilkenny

Yuhuuuuuuuuu Ale for All :D

You said about a Trinity Exam... So, how long did you go? I took 89% at the same level, what about you? :)

Finally, Bill was right... School sometimes (at the beginning) is useful to learn sentence's structure, but if you want to speak well english, VG, films and songs are perfect

Mischa
26-03-2002, 15.49.20
Originally posted by grifis
If you pass the examination at level 12, you can become an English teacher.

That means you'll have to eat pudding, eggs, beans and mushrooms or thai forever, drink beer or australian wines and vomit at a free-house entrance at 2 pm each friday, live in a carpeted house with all sort of rats and yes, you can have a national insurance number too (useful to be slaughtered by those nice nhs guys) :D

Ray McCoy
26-03-2002, 15.54.33
Originally posted by JEDI
***Message Dispatch****
***Urgent***
***Confidential***

From the C.I.A.. Operational Service.
Bacteriological and Chemical weapons development section.

Message: an accurate analysis of the blow used in this forum is strongly needed. We are in presence of a supreme hallucinogen. Unknown effects are experienced, deep mind absence, confusion, great quality of nonsense spoken language. Engage a research. Report results in 24 hours...

***From Cpt. Piccolo
To CIA European Center

I'm sorry. At the moment, I'm looking for the leader of a South America State, lost in his house. So, I think that untill I find him, I'll non be able to work again for you. Situation here, unfortunately, is difficult but I'm sure I, ehi, what's there? Brown, Go and check. [shoots, frightening shouts] help, help, I'm losing soldiers. My squad has been attacked by enormous monsters. I'm not joking, they're here. Oh Dawm. zzzzzzzzbzbbzzzzzzzzzzzzbzbbbgfhhfgg
Cominication aborted

grifis
26-03-2002, 16.08.18
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


Yuhuuuuuuuuu Ale for All :D

You said about a Trinity Exam... So, how long did you go? I took 89% at the same level, what about you? :)

Finally, Bill was right... School sometimes (at the beginning) is useful to learn sentence's structure, but if you want to speak well english, VG, films and songs are perfect

Ehm, I don't know the result, because I must ancora (sorry, but I don't remember the exact word) ask to my teacher (that NO teach in my school, I have been in Dublin with an other school), but I think that I took 70 or more. I have already said: I'm a cow (I don't know how say "capra") to speak english:D:D:D

mincia
26-03-2002, 16.15.49
Desidererei interrompere l' uso dell' inglese in questo soggetto proporli una cosa grande: l' uso di uno di quei fucili automatici dei traduttori, fantastico che sono perfetti come potete leggere queste righe. Invito a voi per usarlo, farete le figure che sempre belle vi troverete buoni e sempre che farete per capire il vostro pensiero.

:D:D:D:D

Ray McCoy
26-03-2002, 16.19.59
Originally posted by grifis


Ehm, I don't know the result, because I must ancora (sorry, but I don't remember the exact word) ask to my teacher (that NO teach in my school, I have been in Dublin with an other school), but I think that I took 70 or more. I have already said: I'm a cow (I don't know how say "capra") to speak english:D:D:D

Ancora = Still, yet
Capra = Goat

Mischa
26-03-2002, 16.23.27
Originally posted by mincia
Desidererei interrompere l' uso dell' inglese in questo soggetto proporli una cosa grande: l' uso di uno di quei fucili automatici dei traduttori, fantastico che sono perfetti come potete leggere queste righe. Invito a voi per usarlo, farete le figure che sempre belle vi troverete buoni e sempre che farete per capire il vostro pensiero.

:D:D:D:D

that sounds like another babelfish hit :D

mincia
26-03-2002, 16.26.15
Originally posted by Mischa


that sounds like another babelfish hit :D


http://www.multiplayer.it/daniele/c.jpg

Wodan
26-03-2002, 16.51.54
Originally posted by mincia
Desidererei interrompere l' uso dell' inglese in questo soggetto proporli una cosa grande: l' uso di uno di quei fucili automatici dei traduttori, fantastico che sono perfetti come potete leggere queste righe. Invito a voi per usarlo, farete le figure che sempre belle vi troverete buoni e sempre che farete per capire il vostro pensiero.
:D:D:D:D
I would wish to interrupt the use of English in this subject proporli one large what: the use of one of those guns automatic rifles of the translators, fantastic who are perfect as you can read these lines. I invite to you for usarlo, you will make the figures that always beautiful you will always find bonds and that you will make in order to understand your thought.
:doubt: :D

Mischa
26-03-2002, 17.00.39
Originally posted by Wodan

I would wish to interrupt the use of English in this subject proporli one large what: the use of one of those guns automatic rifles of the translators, fantastic who are perfect as you can read these lines. I invite to you for usarlo, you will make the figures that always beautiful you will always find bonds and that you will make in order to understand your thought.
:doubt: :D

*modalità telefono senza fili on, babelfish in use - 3rd step*

Desidererei interrompere l' uso dell' inglese in questo proporli tematico uno grande che cosa: l' uso di uno di quei fucili automatici delle pistole dei traduttori, fantastici chi sono perfetti come potete leggere queste righe. Invito a voi per il usarlo, farete le figure che sempre bello sempre troverete i legami e che farete per capire il vostro pensiero.

NB: alcune "lievi" differenze :D

Wodan
26-03-2002, 17.10.54
Originally posted by Mischa


*modalità telefono senza fili on, babelfish in use - 3rd step*
:roll3: :roll3: :roll3:

Tac
26-03-2002, 17.39.23
Originally posted by Mischa

*modalità telefono senza fili on, babelfish in use - 3rd step*


Che programma di medda

bejita
26-03-2002, 17.44.16
viva la figa

the figa lives

c'è qualcosa che non torna... http://www.halflifeitalia.com/staff/bejita/temp/grat.gif

Patcha
26-03-2002, 17.50.55
I wish you a mery christmans!
I wish you a mery christmans!
I wish you a mery christmans!
And an happy new year! :D


PS: It's only to give comfort to Mincia... http://digilander.iol.it/PatchaNero/smiles/stupito.gif

AlEiNl0vE
26-03-2002, 18.00.40
Oh, good! An english topic! Very Well, but.... I don't speak the english language: I speak Italian, Napulitan, some French and....stop :p

MeTaLLo
26-03-2002, 18.03.29
Ai dont parl' ingles....

ten2000
26-03-2002, 18.40.51
Originally posted by inglober
no more than six words, eh?

Caro inglober, se ti fossi astenuto dal commentare le semplici sei parole da me scritte avremmo sorriso un po' tutti quanti ma c'e' sempre qualcuno che rovina le sorprese a qualcun altro.

(detta in italy cosi' evitiamo le confusioni) ;)

JEDI
26-03-2002, 19.23.40
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


***From Cpt. Piccolo
To CIA European Center

I'm sorry. At the moment, I'm looking for the leader of a South America State, lost in his house. So, I think that untill I find him, I'll non be able to work again for you. Situation here, unfortunately, is difficult but I'm sure I, ehi, what's there? Brown, Go and check. [shoots, frightening shouts] help, help, I'm losing soldiers. My squad has been attacked by enormous monsters. I'm not joking, they're here. Oh Dawm. zzzzzzzzbzbbzzzzzzzzzzzzbzbbbgfhhfgg
Cominication aborted


***Message Dispatch***
***Urgent***
***Confidential***

From NSA. Satellite tactical territorial observation.

Reinforcements are coming. A Delta Force recovery operational Squad is 64 miles away approching. ETA 43 minutes. Retreat to Alpha NAV point for extraction. DO NOT engage enemy if unnecessary. More informations about the aggressor are required. Is he/it a local? The experimental section is developing a special weapon based on banana & coconuts. We are confident it would be effective in the enviroment.
Stop.

Fabio
26-03-2002, 19.30.06
Originally posted by grifis
And I think that you could pass examination at high level, too. If you pass the examination at level 12, you can become an English teacher.

When I was in secondary school, I passed the Trinity exam at the ninth level, with a mark of 96 over 100.

grifis
26-03-2002, 19.33.50
Originally posted by Bill


When I was in secondary school, I passed the Trinity exam at the ninth level, with a mark of 96 over 100.

sto caz!

inglober
26-03-2002, 19.42.43
Originally posted by ten2000


Caro inglober, se ti fossi astenuto dal commentare le semplici sei parole da me scritte avremmo sorriso un po' tutti quanti ma c'e' sempre qualcuno che rovina le sorprese a qualcun altro.

(detta in italy cosi' evitiamo le confusioni) ;)

non l'ho capita :confused:

non ho messo faccine ma la mia frase era scherzosa

Patcha
26-03-2002, 19.50.07
Originally posted by ten2000


Caro inglober, se ti fossi astenuto dal commentare le semplici sei parole da me scritte avremmo sorriso un po' tutti quanti ma c'e' sempre qualcuno che rovina le sorprese a qualcun altro.

(detta in italy cosi' evitiamo le confusioni) ;)

Oh... you black, too... :D


A parte gli scherzi, come ha detto inglo, stava scherzando... e scherzavo anch'io... :p
Beh... spero non ti dispiaccia se mi consolo perché anche altri hanno momenti neri! :roll3: No... a parte gli scherzi, mi spiace... (sempre se non stò facendo un'altra gaffe madornale... http://digilander.iol.it/PatchaNero/smiles/stupito.gif)

Se ci ho azzeccato, ti voglio dare un consiglio, non sfogare il tuo umore sugli altri... se invece ci stò ciccando... beh... ignorami! Ultimamente non sono coscente delle mie azioni! :D

Ehm... sorry mischa... your tail was needed? :roll3:

bejita
26-03-2002, 20.00.44
The car is red
The pen is on the table
This thread sucks
Patcha rulz
Ten2000 is fast&furious
LatinLover is gay
:cool:

Redor
26-03-2002, 20.34.59
Originally posted by JEDI



***Message Dispatch***
***Urgent***
***Confidential***

From NSA. Satellite tactical territorial observation.

Reinforcements are coming. A Delta Force recovery operational Squad is 64 miles away approching. ETA 43 minutes. Retreat to Alpha NAV point for extraction. DO NOT engage enemy if unnecessary. More informations about the aggressor are required. Is he/it a local? The experimental section is developing a special weapon based on banana & coconuts. We are confident it would be effective in the enviroment.
Stop.


Here Delta, we're on the location but there isn't a special weapon based on banana & coconuts, there are also much, much cigars ..... Stay tuned ..... we're smoke and .... .... **end trasmission** the comunication are down!!

P.S: Sorry but my english is bad ...

Latin Lover in love
26-03-2002, 20.56.22
Originally posted by bejita

LatinLover is gay
:cool:
Bejita sucks my BIG BIG BIG dick :D

Patcha
26-03-2002, 20.58.18
Originally posted by Latin Lover in love

Bejita sucks my BIG BIG BIG dick :D

You are excused only because you aren't and English Forum Moderator! :D

bejita
26-03-2002, 21.02.30
Originally posted by Latin Lover in love

Bejita sucks my BIG BIG BIG dick :D

I have always said that you have strange tendencies :D

Ray McCoy
26-03-2002, 21.42.41
Originally posted by JEDI
***Message Dispatch***
***Urgent***
***Confidential***

From NSA. Satellite tactical territorial observation.

Reinforcements are coming. A Delta Force recovery operational Squad is 64 miles away approching. ETA 43 minutes. Retreat to Alpha NAV point for extraction. DO NOT engage enemy if unnecessary. More informations about the aggressor are required. Is he/it a local? The experimental section is developing a special weapon based on banana & coconuts. We are confident it would be effective in the enviroment.
Stop.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzfzzzffffzzzzzzzzzzz I'm here, Ctp Piccolo, requesting help. I lost my squad, all my soldiers. I'm alone behind enemy lines, and I'm running out of ammunition. The only living being that didn't attack me is a strange man. Not so tall, without any sign of tongue. I'm sure he should be able to write something, but at the moment he is sleeping again. I hope to survive this night (well, it could be day, I'm not sure, there's a strange fog here). Good Luck, commander, come here please.

Simbul
26-03-2002, 22.16.55
Originally posted by bejita


the figa lives

c'è qualcosa che non torna... http://www.halflifeitalia.com/staff/bejita/temp/grat.gif

May the Figa live, maybe ;)

Btw, the good thing when you speak english with italian people is that no one really cares what you're talkin about... so you can spam a lot pretending you're discussing some intresting subject :D

Another good thing: you can write whatever you want, and no one would ever realize that you've just said: "Bejita ciuccia il mio GROSSO GROSSO GROSSO §§§§§". Rather funny, isn't it? :D

Latin Lover in love
26-03-2002, 22.21.56
Originally posted by bejita


I have always said that you have strange tendencies :D
ask to my girl and wait for her opinion....;)

JEDI
26-03-2002, 22.36.17
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzfzzzffffzzzzzzzzzzz I'm here, Ctp Piccolo, requesting help. I lost my squad, all my soldiers. I'm alone behind enemy lines, and I'm running out of ammunition. The only living being that didn't attack me is a strange man. Not so tall, without any sign of tongue. I'm sure he should be able to write something, but at the moment he is sleeping again. I hope to survive this night (well, it could be day, I'm not sure, there's a strange fog here). Good Luck, commander, come here please.

Warning! Tactical conditions are critical.
Satellite hi definition shots report a massive concentration of regulars approching. Be careful. Do not talk. Do not breath. Do not make any little bit of gas.
The High Council of the Jedi sent two Jedi Knights for assistence.
Keep self control, you're well trained capt. and we're proud of you. you're going to be honored with the High Prize of Cazzareggio.
And May the Force be With you

JEDI
26-03-2002, 22.50.46
Originally posted by Redor



Here Delta, we're on the location but there isn't a special weapon based on banana & coconuts, there are also much, much cigars ..... Stay tuned ..... we're smoke and .... .... **end trasmission** the comunication are down!!

P.S: Sorry but my english is bad ...


You smoked too much i think...

Ray McCoy
26-03-2002, 23.19.24
Originally posted by JEDI
Warning! Tactical conditions are critical.
Satellite hi definition shots report a massive concentration of regulars approching. Be careful. Do not talk. Do not breath. Do not make any little bit of gas.
The High Council of the Jedi sent two Jedi Knights for assistence.
Keep self control, you're well trained capt. and we're proud of you. you're going to be honored with the High Prize of Cazzareggio.
And May the Force be With you

Ok, commander, I'll do my best to stay alive (Prot). Oh God. Houston, I have a problem. Enemies find me, enemies find me. I'm not sure I'll survive. Tell my wife I love he

Patcha
26-03-2002, 23.21.26
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


(Prot)
[...]
Enemies find me, enemies find me.
I'm not sure I'll survive.

Point the man that is sleeping... the aliens should understand! ;)

kyjorkx
26-03-2002, 23.22.46
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


Ok, commander, I'll do my best to stay alive (Prot). Oh God. Houston, I have a problem. Enemies find me, enemies find me. I'm not sure I'll survive. Tell my wife I love he
mmmmmm...ok, I'll tell her while I'll **** her:D

JEDI
26-03-2002, 23.35.47
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-

Tell my wife I love he


:doubt:

Patcha
26-03-2002, 23.37.27
Originally posted by JEDI


:doubt:

It may appen! :D

kyjorkx
26-03-2002, 23.38.52
Originally posted by JEDI



:doubt:
I HOPE he was wrong:eek:

Ray McCoy
26-03-2002, 23.48.43
Originally posted by JEDI
:doubt:

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbzffffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hei, do you listen me? Master, do you listen me? Oh Jesus, well comunication went out to fast for me to finish thje sentence "Tell my wife I love her". What? What were you thinking about? Why should I shout down my voice? Enemy? Oh. Enemy. Are you sure I'm still in enemy area? Well, if you're telling the thruth, maybe I'm in danger. COME HERE AND SAVE ME!

JEDI
27-03-2002, 00.25.07
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbzffffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hei, do you listen me? Master, do you listen me? Oh Jesus, well comunication went out to fast for me to finish thje sentence "Tell my wife I love her". What? What were you thinking about? Why should I shout down my voice? Enemy? Oh. Enemy. Are you sure I'm still in enemy area? Well, if you're telling the thruth, maybe I'm in danger. COME HERE AND SAVE ME!


I'm sorry. There was a mistake! Yoda has watched to the satellite photos without his glasses. You know, he's very old. Forgive him. Actually you are in Mexico now, you're safe....:D

Patcha
27-03-2002, 00.34.54
Originally posted by JEDI

Actually you are in Mexico now, you're safe....:D

SUBLIMINAR MESSAGE :D

Ray McCoy
27-03-2002, 08.02.14
Originally posted by JEDI
I'm sorry. There was a mistake! Yoda has watched to the satellite photos without his glasses. You know, he's very old. Forgive him. Actually you are in Mexico now, you're safe....:D


Oh. Sure? Uhm. I should be careful. Mexico could be more dangerous thahn moths in this period.

ten2000
27-03-2002, 18.24.00
Originally posted by inglober


non l'ho capita :confused:

non ho messo faccine ma la mia frase era scherzosa

Mi scuso Inglober, probabilmente l'assenza delle faccine ha creato un equivoco.
sorry! scusa! :)

Simbul
27-03-2002, 19.19.23
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-



Oh. Sure? Uhm. I should be careful. Mexico could be more dangerous thahn moths in this period.

Be careful captain! Our agents reports have pointed out that a funny, little man is following you around Mexico. He seems to have no hair on his head, and goes around with two fingers raised: some of us think he's a metal fan, but i'm not sure about that. He pretends to be prime minister in some little country, but don't believe him, and don't - i repeat: don't - turn your back on him, or you'll know what his "art.18 improvements" mean :D

Patcha
27-03-2002, 19.50.33
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


Ok, commander, I'll do my best to stay alive (Prot). Oh God. Houston, I have a problem. Enemies find me, enemies find me. I'm not sure I'll survive. Tell my wife I love he

Is your name Gordon Freeman? :cool:

Ray McCoy
27-03-2002, 21.36.39
Originally posted by Simbul
Be careful captain! Our agents reports have pointed out that a funny, little man is following you around Mexico. He seems to have no hair on his head, and goes around with two fingers raised: some of us think he's a metal fan, but i'm not sure about that. He pretends to be prime minister in some little country, but don't believe him, and don't - i repeat: don't - turn your back on him, or you'll know what his "art.18 improvements" mean :D

OH NOOOOO! (Singing) "It's the end of the world as we know it..." That horrible man finds me. How has been it possible? I've done my best not to be found by him. Oh, shit. well, now I can say that moths and Titty Twister inhabitants are better than this man...

Simbul
27-03-2002, 22.14.18
Quote of the Day:

Yes my anguish...
alone alone like a fish
the fish don't like to be alone
nor flesh nor fish
but my anguish does not decrease
and I'm lonely

Yes I'm lonely lonely like a pesce.

What a wonderful song! :D

Ray McCoy
28-03-2002, 01.02.02
Originally posted by Patcha
Is your name Gordon Freeman? :cool:

If Mr Berlusconi ask it, yes, I'm Freeman :brr::D

Patcha
28-03-2002, 01.05.44
Originally posted by -S-Piccolo-S-


If Mr Berlusconi ask it, yes, I'm Freeman :brr::D

Pay attention to the man that said you that him is helping you! Really him sent the soldiers to kill everybody and everythings... you, too! It's for clear all!!! :eek: